Email Network Administrator!
|

|
|

|
This site is in no way affiliated with the A&E TV Series entitled Driving Force, although we have links to many car sites, if you click on the Citizen Driver link above, enjoy! Hello, first of all, let me explain I enjoy good humor and having been a former Alaska State Officer I've heard them all! So, here are the top 10 things not to say to an officer when he pulls you over.
10. What do you mean have I been drinking ossifer?
9. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
8. Wow, you must have had to do at least 140 to catch me.
7. Gee, I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape
to be a police officer.
6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
5. So uh, you on the take or what?
4. Well, when I reached over to pick up my beer,
it fell over and got lodged between the brake and
the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
3. I was trying to keep up with traffic.
Yes, I know there is no other cars around,
that's how far they are ahead of me.
2. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
1. Bad cop. No donut.
|
![]()
Designed by:
Stormy™